So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Randomize
