Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
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I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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