i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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