I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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