Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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