Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
even my farts smell like vagina
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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