I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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