with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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