Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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