Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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