I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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