You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I have peed in a lot of sinks
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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