This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Randomize
