did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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