I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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