I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize