Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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