is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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