The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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