I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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