And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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