All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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