My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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