i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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