Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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