in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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