He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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