Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Randomize