I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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