Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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