There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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