I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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