I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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