You're completely useless in the revolution.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
