That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I CAN MOONWALK!
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Randomize
