how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
oh god was she eating orange peels again
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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