She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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