i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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