I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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