You smell like stripper and shame
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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