i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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