a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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