What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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