Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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