I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Never joke about your clitoris.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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