Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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