she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
You did what with his pubic hair?
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