i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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