try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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