Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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