...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
my sisters under your porch take her home
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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