thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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