I want to have your abortion
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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