We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
don't judge my taste in strippers
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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