Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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