they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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