doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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