And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
True college students do jello shots in the library
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