i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
